IS. HE. ALIVE. OR. DEAD?!

Batista is going to the Great American Bash to face CM Punk for the World Heavyweight Title.  Who cares.

The more important result of last nights Fatal Four Way, as far as I’m concerned, was another mental meltdown for Kane.  He ate the pin and subsequently went crazy, tossing the ring crew around like bitches, scaring Lillian Garcia, and even tried to pull a Heidenreich on Michael Cole.  Jerry Stupid Lawler intervened and got his ass handed to him for his trouble.  I laughed.

But what’s the deal with this?  And what the hell is Kane talking about?  “Is he alive or dead?”.

The way I see it,  Kane is talking about Kane.  Kane as in Kane, unstoppable angry monster who killed his parents, kicks the shit out of Pete Rose, and sits up from multiple Tombstone Piledrivers.  If they want to turn Kane heel and make him an insane monster like he used to be, I’m all for that.  Hell, I’ve been wanting him to put the mask back on ever since he took it off.  At any rate, it’s time for him to become evil badass Kane.  RAW is now stacked with faces and Kane as a unstoppable evil monster would certainly help spread things out a bit.

Let’s just hope he doesn’t get totally jobbed out to the likes of Cena, Batista, and Punk (Which he will)